Legendary American adult film actor and director Ron Jeremy, who was scheduled to participate in the Maha Kumbh Mela, has claimed that the Indian government refused to give him a visa, siting concerns of possible social unrest among Sadhus.
In a tweet addressing his followers, Jeremy blamed Indian officials for unnecessarily being sensitive about his genital size. “The Indian Government is refusing to give me a visiting visa to be part of the 50 million ash-coated dicks at Kumbh Mela,” he said.
The multiple AFAA and AVN award-winning “hard”-working actor, who has recently recovered from heart surgery to treat Aneurism, said it was his dream to bathe in the holy Ganges to wash off his pornographic sins.
Indian Officials informed The Wadiyan that allowing Ron Jeremy to walk around at the Kumbh Mela with his 10-inch bazooka, might affect the moral confidence of average exhibitionist Sadhus.
“This guy could cause serious penis envy and loss of enthusiasm to millions of naked Indian men at the Mela,” said an Official from the Indian High Commission who wished not to be named. “We do not want a Holy-dick situation here,” he added.
Kumbh Mela is a mass Indian pilgrimage of faith in which millions of naked ancient men gather at an arguably sacred river for a bath in the river.
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