Hardworking Hooker Quits Profession to Join Politics

A hardworking local prostitute in Vicksburg, decided to quit her legitimate career to join dirty, greedy politics. Vicksburg’s mayoral candidate Ladiiz Washrum admitted during a TV interview Friday she worked as a legal prostitute in a local brothel, where she met her husband as a client.

“Compared to prostitution, politics is really a business that people do whatever it takes to get nasty things said about others instead of discussing hardcore issues,” Ms. Washrum said in response to allegations of her involvement with the brothel.

Locals in Vicksburg believe that she could become a huge success in politics, as her ‘prostitutional’ experience would be invaluable in Mayor’s office. “She is more accommodating,” says Tony Jackson, local pub owner. “She treats every dick in town fair, irrespective of its size, color or social status.”

“She treats every dick in town fair, irrespective of its size, color or social status”

prostitute mayor election usaMs. Washrum is deeply connected with her voters [Photo© CC-Vittorio Sciosia/Flicker]

However, many of the well-behaved ladies of Vicksburg think electing Ms. Washrum as the Mayor could be a bad idea. “She was screwing people for money. She ain’t any better than other sleazy politicians,” says Ashley Dupré, a well-mannered MILF at her 40s. Others accuse her of not having enough experience in holding “top positions”.

Jim Washrum, husband and client of Ms. Ladiiz Washrum denies such accusations. “It is not true. I have seen her holding top positions,” says Jim. “She usually prefers top positions like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.”

The general erection is on June 4.

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