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Breaking News: Scientists Grow Sausage From Foreskin Cells

In a groundbreaking study from the Weinberg Institute in the US, scientists have unveiled a new technique that turns foreskin tissue into delicious sausage that could one day offer a green alternative to raising livestock, help alleviate world hunger, and save some pigs their life. Scientists collected foreskin cells from voluntary human donors aged between 0-6 months and grew them into strips of massive muscle that they combined to make a sausage. The ...
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Holding Mass Prayer Could Increase Success Rate of Space Missions, Study Finds

A recent study conducted by the Failure Analysis Committee (FAC) of the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) found that holding mass prayer prior to launching rocket could increase the success rate of space missions in India. The 25-member FAC chaired by Dr. Ramakrishna, Director of ISRO, with the participation of experts from other academic and research institutions, has reviewed the performance of past Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle ...
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Airline wraps passenger suffering from uncontrollable flatulence inside a plastic bag

Just when you think you have heard it all, in a very unfortunate scenario, a passenger is seen wrapped up inside a plastic bag while flying, reports Huffington Post. Although the reason for the mishap is not clearly known to mankind, rumor in town is that the unfortunate passenger had a medical condition that made him fart uncontrollably, forcing the airline to wrap him up inside a huge plastic bag, in favor of other passengers aboard. However, some ...
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Airlines to Charge Extra for Sitting Beside Sexy Cabin Crew

If you’re flying this summer to the US, be prepared to pay a supplementary fee to grab your seat beside that hot cabin crew of your dreams. As per the newly unveiled policy by the Americana Airlines, passengers will have an option to choose their seats close to a sexy Air Hostess with an extra charge of 100$, when booking online at the airline’s website. “This is the kinkiest way of travelling,” senior executive of the airline, Chris ...
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Miraculous Black Baby Born to White Parents in Arkansas

Locals and friends of Mary and Joseph Smith in Arkansas got quite a surprise when a miraculous Black baby was born to the God-fearing White parents. Joseph and Mary, stunned parents of the little black boy named Todd Smith declared – “We are sure it’s our kid. But we don’t know why he looks black.” Joseph Smith, a Carpenter at Little Rock couldn’t believe his eyes when he first saw the little baby. “I actually joked, is he really mine?” Initially ...
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Poll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough

Despite overwhelming evidence and testimonials about the American roots and Christian faith of the President, roughly one-third of the registered voters in the U.S. do not believe that Obama spanking Michelle enough to discipline her, according to a national poll released Friday by the firm Average American Polling (AAP). “If you are a true American husband who is the head of the house and a good Christian who sets a Christian example, there have ...
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Job Report: Canada facing a severe shortage of skilled lap dancers

A recent labor market survey reports a shortage of over 300,000 skilled lap dancers in Canada. According to Canadian employers, the top positions they find most difficult in finding skilled candidates include raccoon hunters, popcorn makers, lap dancers and nuclear physicists. “There is a substantial shortage of lap dancers and pole dancers right now,” says John Mae, local nightclub owner in Toronto. “It will become worse in the next couple ...
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US’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has reported on Sunday that a US war plan to attack DPRK has leaked by the North Korean Secret Service. According to the leaked report, Americans are preparing to deploy five companies of Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang, ...
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“Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century”

Dear Countrymen, It has been a long time since I have written something for The Wadiyan. To be honest, for the last couple of years, I was keeping myself busy reading Decision Points at my home in Preston Hollow and occasionally riding horses at Crawford. I could be considered dishonest for telling you that I always felt happy to be secluded from the collective hypocrisy of the modern libertarian public. They hate me for reasons beyond my cognition. ...
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Trump all set to prove yet another comedian wrong

Donald Trump is on a roll. After successfully disproving claims of his Orangutan ancestry, the famously outspoken real estate tycoon is all set to make out with Ann Coulter, to prove another comedian wrong. Previously, Seth Rogen, a wannabe actor and twitter comedian tweeted allegations against Donald Trump of making baby Satan, if conceived from Ann Coulter. On Tuesday, after consulting with his attorneys, Trump informed the media of his well sketched ...