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Finally, Royal baby Poops!

Merely after few days of his birth, excited sources close to the Royal family reported that the royal baby has delivered his poop in traditional style. “It is a huge one,” screamed Emily, the Royal nanny who found it first. “It was a marvelous job by Prince George. We haven’t seen something like this in Britain over the past few decades,” said Raj Patel, the Royal Chef, after examining the excrement. “Traditionally, Royal poop comes in ...
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Royal Baby Born in London!

Everyone’s going ape over this baby boy. After weeks of anticipation, an endangered Western Royal Gorilla said hello to the world on Monday afternoon at the London Zoo. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces, the tiny, wrinkled Royal primate seems to be doing well. “It’s a boy and, from all signs, appears to be healthy and very active,” zoo president Anna Ferguson announced at 4PM, Monday. The news has been displayed on an easel in the front of ...
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Not Boy or Girl: “Kate Middleton’s Baby most likely an Intersex”

As the euphoric due date for the Duchess of Cambridge approaches, the British subjects around the world and social media pundits have gone into a crazy brainstorming mode about the royal baby’s gender and name. “Of course we are thrilled over the exciting baby news, but now we are dying to know whether Kate Middleton is expecting a baby girl, a baby boy — or a hermaphrodite,” said Mohammad Hussein, a cab driver in London. Although it is ...