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Satire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control

A satire news story published by the Associated Press, about a 2-year old girl in Kentucky getting shot by her own 5-year old brother (!) shook the nation yesterday. As per the story that needs some real imagination to create, the 5-year old boy was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as a gift from his parents (!). The best line in the spoof report says: “Although the fully loaded gun was kept in a corner of the house casually, the shooting ...
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Hardworking Hooker Quits Profession to Join Politics

A hardworking local prostitute in Vicksburg, decided to quit her legitimate career to join dirty, greedy politics. Vicksburg’s mayoral candidate Ladiiz Washrum admitted during a TV interview Friday she worked as a legal prostitute in a local brothel, where she met her husband as a client. “Compared to prostitution, politics is really a business that people do whatever it takes to get nasty things said about others instead of discussing hardcore ...
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Kim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.

Kim Jong-un, the Supreme leader of North Korea threatened the United States today with a preemptive Peanut Butter Missile strike, raising the level of rhetoric as the U.S. has begun deploying groups of B-1 heavy bombers to the Western Pacific region. The announcement came in the early hours of this morning on North Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), after a joint meeting by the Supreme Leader with North Korean Scientists, Military experts and Peanut ...
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US’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has reported on Sunday that a US war plan to attack DPRK has leaked by the North Korean Secret Service. According to the leaked report, Americans are preparing to deploy five companies of Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang, ...
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U.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’

More than 40 years after its conception, John Lennons’s classic track ‘Imagine’ is still stirring nationwide controversy. In the ongoing senate session, the republican candidate from Texas Senator Lee Tiralo argued that Lennon’s magnum opus has ‘inflammatory lyrics’ with a potential to ‘stir up major political conflicts’ particularly in the strife prone Middle East. “The lines, Imagine there’s no countries, would incite unnecessary ...
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“Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century”

Dear Countrymen, It has been a long time since I have written something for The Wadiyan. To be honest, for the last couple of years, I was keeping myself busy reading Decision Points at my home in Preston Hollow and occasionally riding horses at Crawford. I could be considered dishonest for telling you that I always felt happy to be secluded from the collective hypocrisy of the modern libertarian public. They hate me for reasons beyond my cognition. ...
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Indo-Italian diplomatic row deepens

In direct response to Italy’s decision to not send back two marines charged with killing of fishermen back to India to face trial, the UPA Govt. in India has decided not to send the Italian-born-n-grown Sonia Gandhi to Italy anymore. After assembling an emergency meeting of the Cabinet to make a decision, the Indian External Affaires Department informed the Italian Embassy on Monday that India does not have other choices but to react vigorously. Tensions ...