Featured USA News

Latest USA News

oprah

“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag explains

The owner of a shop in Zurich where a rich American tourist named Oprah Winfrey denied her right to buy an expensive ($35,000) handbag has called the incident a “lost-in-translation” moment. “We thought she was asking for a handjob,” says Trudy Gozz, owner of the shop. “By the time we figured it out as a handbag, she was already left.” Oprah Winfrey, one of the world’s richest women, accused the shop of purposefully hurting ...
NYPD raid man for google search explicit words

Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

A local man from New York was pleasantly surprised after discovering a pair of NYPD’s finest officers at his house who came to check if he was all right. The raid was caused by “suspicious” web search of *explicit word* in Google. It seems that searching *explicit word* in Internet attract close attention of the US security forces since Jules Winnfield shot Brett for eating a breakfast burger in 1994, where the assaulter lavishly used *explicit ...
charles ramsey declines celebrity porn offer with the kardashians

Charles Ramsey Declines Celebrity Porn Offer From The Kardashians

Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland man who became an instant Internet celebrity after humorously narrating the rescue story of the three abducted women in TV, has reportedly declined an offer to appear in a celebrity sex tape along with the Kardashians. The 45-year-old internet-sensation-of-the-day was approached by the representatives of Viwid Entertainment over phone with an offer of $1.5 Million to produce celebrity porn with one of the Kardashians. ...
gun control satire news NRA

Satire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control

A satire news story published by the Associated Press, about a 2-year old girl in Kentucky getting shot by her own 5-year old brother (!) shook the nation yesterday. As per the story that needs some real imagination to create, the 5-year old boy was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as a gift from his parents (!). The best line in the spoof report says: “Although the fully loaded gun was kept in a corner of the house casually, the shooting ...
black baby white parents usa

Miraculous Black Baby Born to White Parents in Arkansas

Locals and friends of Mary and Joseph Smith in Arkansas got quite a surprise when a miraculous Black baby was born to the God-fearing White parents. Joseph and Mary, stunned parents of the little black boy named Todd Smith declared – “We are sure it’s our kid. But we don’t know why he looks black.” Joseph Smith, a Carpenter at Little Rock couldn’t believe his eyes when he first saw the little baby. “I actually joked, is he really mine?” Initially ...
obama spanking michelle

Poll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough

Despite overwhelming evidence and testimonials about the American roots and Christian faith of the President, roughly one-third of the registered voters in the U.S. do not believe that Obama spanking Michelle enough to discipline her, according to a national poll released Friday by the firm Average American Polling (AAP). “If you are a true American husband who is the head of the house and a good Christian who sets a Christian example, there have ...
North korea war plan leaked

US’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has reported on Sunday that a US war plan to attack DPRK has leaked by the North Korean Secret Service. According to the leaked report, Americans are preparing to deploy five companies of Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang, ...
lennonnews

U.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’

More than 40 years after its conception, John Lennons’s classic track ‘Imagine’ is still stirring nationwide controversy. In the ongoing senate session, the republican candidate from Texas Senator Lee Tiralo argued that Lennon’s magnum opus has ‘inflammatory lyrics’ with a potential to ‘stir up major political conflicts’ particularly in the strife prone Middle East. “The lines, Imagine there’s no countries, would incite unnecessary ...
dishonesty_georgebush

“Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century”

Dear Countrymen, It has been a long time since I have written something for The Wadiyan. To be honest, for the last couple of years, I was keeping myself busy reading Decision Points at my home in Preston Hollow and occasionally riding horses at Crawford. I could be considered dishonest for telling you that I always felt happy to be secluded from the collective hypocrisy of the modern libertarian public. They hate me for reasons beyond my cognition. ...
Trump final final

Trump all set to prove yet another comedian wrong

Donald Trump is on a roll. After successfully disproving claims of his Orangutan ancestry, the famously outspoken real estate tycoon is all set to make out with Ann Coulter, to prove another comedian wrong. Previously, Seth Rogen, a wannabe actor and twitter comedian tweeted allegations against Donald Trump of making baby Satan, if conceived from Ann Coulter. On Tuesday, after consulting with his attorneys, Trump informed the media of his well sketched ...