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“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag explains

The owner of a shop in Zurich where a rich American tourist named Oprah Winfrey denied her right to buy an expensive ($35,000) handbag has called the incident a “lost-in-translation” moment. “We thought she was asking for a handjob,” says Trudy Gozz, owner of the shop. “By the time we figured it out as a handbag, she was already left.” Oprah Winfrey, one of the world’s richest women, accused the shop of purposefully hurting ...
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Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

A local man from New York was pleasantly surprised after discovering a pair of NYPD’s finest officers at his house who came to check if he was all right. The raid was caused by “suspicious” web search of *explicit word* in Google. It seems that searching *explicit word* in Internet attract close attention of the US security forces since Jules Winnfield shot Brett for eating a breakfast burger in 1994, where the assaulter lavishly used *explicit ...
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Finally, Royal baby Poops!

Merely after few days of his birth, excited sources close to the Royal family reported that the royal baby has delivered his poop in traditional style. “It is a huge one,” screamed Emily, the Royal nanny who found it first. “It was a marvelous job by Prince George. We haven’t seen something like this in Britain over the past few decades,” said Raj Patel, the Royal Chef, after examining the excrement. “Traditionally, Royal poop comes in ...
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Rape Tourism Industry to see 30% growth in 2013

Hoping to build on strong growth in the recent past, Rape Tourism industry in India is expected to grow by about 20-30 percent this year, according to a forecast published this week by the Tourism Ministry in its website. “We expect 2013 to be another challenging year for Rape Tourism,” said K. Ramarajan, Director of the Indian Tourism Office in New Delhi. “But it has been going good so far this year.” Rape Tourism, a multi billion-dollar ...
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Royal Baby Born in London!

Everyone’s going ape over this baby boy. After weeks of anticipation, an endangered Western Royal Gorilla said hello to the world on Monday afternoon at the London Zoo. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces, the tiny, wrinkled Royal primate seems to be doing well. “It’s a boy and, from all signs, appears to be healthy and very active,” zoo president Anna Ferguson announced at 4PM, Monday. The news has been displayed on an easel in the front of ...
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Not Boy or Girl: “Kate Middleton’s Baby most likely an Intersex”

As the euphoric due date for the Duchess of Cambridge approaches, the British subjects around the world and social media pundits have gone into a crazy brainstorming mode about the royal baby’s gender and name. “Of course we are thrilled over the exciting baby news, but now we are dying to know whether Kate Middleton is expecting a baby girl, a baby boy — or a hermaphrodite,” said Mohammad Hussein, a cab driver in London. Although it is ...
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Holding Mass Prayer Could Increase Success Rate of Space Missions, Study Finds

A recent study conducted by the Failure Analysis Committee (FAC) of the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) found that holding mass prayer prior to launching rocket could increase the success rate of space missions in India. The 25-member FAC chaired by Dr. Ramakrishna, Director of ISRO, with the participation of experts from other academic and research institutions, has reviewed the performance of past Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle ...
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“Boston Bombers are Not True Muslims”- Taliban

Mulla Rahmanullah, the Commander of Taliban’s international operations, condemned claims that portrayed the accused Boston bombers as True Muslims. “They are NOT true Muslims,” tweeted the commander in his twitter account on Tuesday. “First of all, True Muslims are blessed with the ‘beard of wisdom’. Those kids look gay and fake,” explained another tweet. The Taliban Commander, who operates his twitter account from an undisclosed location, ...
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Kim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.

Kim Jong-un, the Supreme leader of North Korea threatened the United States today with a preemptive Peanut Butter Missile strike, raising the level of rhetoric as the U.S. has begun deploying groups of B-1 heavy bombers to the Western Pacific region. The announcement came in the early hours of this morning on North Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), after a joint meeting by the Supreme Leader with North Korean Scientists, Military experts and Peanut ...
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US’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has reported on Sunday that a US war plan to attack DPRK has leaked by the North Korean Secret Service. According to the leaked report, Americans are preparing to deploy five companies of Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang, ...