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Breaking News: Scientists Grow Sausage From Foreskin Cells

In a groundbreaking study from the Weinberg Institute in the US, scientists have unveiled a new technique that turns foreskin tissue into delicious sausage that could one day offer a green alternative to raising livestock, help alleviate world hunger, and save some pigs their life. Scientists collected foreskin cells from voluntary human donors aged between 0-6 months and grew them into strips of massive muscle that they combined to make a sausage. The ...
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“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag explains

The owner of a shop in Zurich where a rich American tourist named Oprah Winfrey denied her right to buy an expensive ($35,000) handbag has called the incident a “lost-in-translation” moment. “We thought she was asking for a handjob,” says Trudy Gozz, owner of the shop. “By the time we figured it out as a handbag, she was already left.” Oprah Winfrey, one of the world’s richest women, accused the shop of purposefully hurting ...
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Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

A local man from New York was pleasantly surprised after discovering a pair of NYPD’s finest officers at his house who came to check if he was all right. The raid was caused by “suspicious” web search of *explicit word* in Google. It seems that searching *explicit word* in Internet attract close attention of the US security forces since Jules Winnfield shot Brett for eating a breakfast burger in 1994, where the assaulter lavishly used *explicit ...
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Finally, Royal baby Poops!

Merely after few days of his birth, excited sources close to the Royal family reported that the royal baby has delivered his poop in traditional style. “It is a huge one,” screamed Emily, the Royal nanny who found it first. “It was a marvelous job by Prince George. We haven’t seen something like this in Britain over the past few decades,” said Raj Patel, the Royal Chef, after examining the excrement. “Traditionally, Royal poop comes in ...
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Rape Tourism Industry to see 30% growth in 2013

Hoping to build on strong growth in the recent past, Rape Tourism industry in India is expected to grow by about 20-30 percent this year, according to a forecast published this week by the Tourism Ministry in its website. “We expect 2013 to be another challenging year for Rape Tourism,” said K. Ramarajan, Director of the Indian Tourism Office in New Delhi. “But it has been going good so far this year.” Rape Tourism, a multi billion-dollar ...
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Royal Baby Born in London!

Everyone’s going ape over this baby boy. After weeks of anticipation, an endangered Western Royal Gorilla said hello to the world on Monday afternoon at the London Zoo. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces, the tiny, wrinkled Royal primate seems to be doing well. “It’s a boy and, from all signs, appears to be healthy and very active,” zoo president Anna Ferguson announced at 4PM, Monday. The news has been displayed on an easel in the front of ...
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Not Boy or Girl: “Kate Middleton’s Baby most likely an Intersex”

As the euphoric due date for the Duchess of Cambridge approaches, the British subjects around the world and social media pundits have gone into a crazy brainstorming mode about the royal baby’s gender and name. “Of course we are thrilled over the exciting baby news, but now we are dying to know whether Kate Middleton is expecting a baby girl, a baby boy — or a hermaphrodite,” said Mohammad Hussein, a cab driver in London. Although it is ...
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Charles Ramsey Declines Celebrity Porn Offer From The Kardashians

Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland man who became an instant Internet celebrity after humorously narrating the rescue story of the three abducted women in TV, has reportedly declined an offer to appear in a celebrity sex tape along with the Kardashians. The 45-year-old internet-sensation-of-the-day was approached by the representatives of Viwid Entertainment over phone with an offer of $1.5 Million to produce celebrity porn with one of the Kardashians. ...
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Ninja Shake!

YouTubers around the world were searching for the next sensational video after Gangnam style and Harlem shake. While Psy’s Gentleman couldn’t quite repeat the magic of Gangnam style, a bunch of boys from Florida has created an amazing Ninja Shake out of it (Watch the Video). Ninja Shake is a fast Korean dance with quick moves, performed by a group of boys wearing Ninja costume to the tune of Gentleman. YouTube experts like Evan Murphy believes ...
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Satire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control

A satire news story published by the Associated Press, about a 2-year old girl in Kentucky getting shot by her own 5-year old brother (!) shook the nation yesterday. As per the story that needs some real imagination to create, the 5-year old boy was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as a gift from his parents (!). The best line in the spoof report says: “Although the fully loaded gun was kept in a corner of the house casually, the shooting ...