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Breaking News: Scientists Grow Sausage From Foreskin Cells

In a groundbreaking study from the Weinberg Institute in the US, scientists have unveiled a new technique that turns foreskin tissue into delicious sausage that could one day offer a green alternative to raising livestock, help alleviate world hunger, and save some pigs their life. Scientists collected foreskin cells from voluntary human donors aged between 0-6 months and grew them into strips of massive muscle that they combined to make a sausage. The ...
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“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag explains

The owner of a shop in Zurich where a rich American tourist named Oprah Winfrey denied her right to buy an expensive ($35,000) handbag has called the incident a “lost-in-translation” moment. “We thought she was asking for a handjob,” says Trudy Gozz, owner of the shop. “By the time we figured it out as a handbag, she was already left.” Oprah Winfrey, one of the world’s richest women, accused the shop of purposefully hurting ...
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Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

A local man from New York was pleasantly surprised after discovering a pair of NYPD’s finest officers at his house who came to check if he was all right. The raid was caused by “suspicious” web search of *explicit word* in Google. It seems that searching *explicit word* in Internet attract close attention of the US security forces since Jules Winnfield shot Brett for eating a breakfast burger in 1994, where the assaulter lavishly used *explicit ...
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Charles Ramsey Declines Celebrity Porn Offer From The Kardashians

Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland man who became an instant Internet celebrity after humorously narrating the rescue story of the three abducted women in TV, has reportedly declined an offer to appear in a celebrity sex tape along with the Kardashians. The 45-year-old internet-sensation-of-the-day was approached by the representatives of Viwid Entertainment over phone with an offer of $1.5 Million to produce celebrity porn with one of the Kardashians. ...
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“Boston Bombers are Not True Muslims”- Taliban

Mulla Rahmanullah, the Commander of Taliban’s international operations, condemned claims that portrayed the accused Boston bombers as True Muslims. “They are NOT true Muslims,” tweeted the commander in his twitter account on Tuesday. “First of all, True Muslims are blessed with the ‘beard of wisdom’. Those kids look gay and fake,” explained another tweet. The Taliban Commander, who operates his twitter account from an undisclosed location, ...
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Hardworking Hooker Quits Profession to Join Politics

A hardworking local prostitute in Vicksburg, decided to quit her legitimate career to join dirty, greedy politics. Vicksburg’s mayoral candidate Ladiiz Washrum admitted during a TV interview Friday she worked as a legal prostitute in a local brothel, where she met her husband as a client. “Compared to prostitution, politics is really a business that people do whatever it takes to get nasty things said about others instead of discussing hardcore ...
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Kim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.

Kim Jong-un, the Supreme leader of North Korea threatened the United States today with a preemptive Peanut Butter Missile strike, raising the level of rhetoric as the U.S. has begun deploying groups of B-1 heavy bombers to the Western Pacific region. The announcement came in the early hours of this morning on North Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), after a joint meeting by the Supreme Leader with North Korean Scientists, Military experts and Peanut ...
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Poll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough

Despite overwhelming evidence and testimonials about the American roots and Christian faith of the President, roughly one-third of the registered voters in the U.S. do not believe that Obama spanking Michelle enough to discipline her, according to a national poll released Friday by the firm Average American Polling (AAP). “If you are a true American husband who is the head of the house and a good Christian who sets a Christian example, there have ...
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US’s plan to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation. The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has reported on Sunday that a US war plan to attack DPRK has leaked by the North Korean Secret Service. According to the leaked report, Americans are preparing to deploy five companies of Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang, ...
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U.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’

More than 40 years after its conception, John Lennons’s classic track ‘Imagine’ is still stirring nationwide controversy. In the ongoing senate session, the republican candidate from Texas Senator Lee Tiralo argued that Lennon’s magnum opus has ‘inflammatory lyrics’ with a potential to ‘stir up major political conflicts’ particularly in the strife prone Middle East. “The lines, Imagine there’s no countries, would incite unnecessary ...